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Shrek meme11/26/2022 ![]() (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.)ĭonkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards.ĭONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. (Smacks Donkey) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just.he's just a little nervous. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! (Geppetto takes the money and walks off. THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small.ĭONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. Some of the others in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures in. Lines of fairy tale creatures are put in chains and are led into wagons by Duloc Guards. Fairytale creatures." (He sighs and drops the paper on the ground.) SHREK: And stay out! (looks down and picks up a wanted poster. The men drop their torches and pitchforks and flee as fast they can. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. Shrek terrifies the mob with a frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. ![]() Shrek licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (Waves the torch at Shrek.) Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Do you know what that thing can do to you? At night, the villagers head into the swamp and wait outside Shrek's home. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. Shrek exits an outhouse and goes about his day in the swamp. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. ![]() SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. ![]()
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